Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Recipe for Afghanistan


-Take a few dashes of silver, gold, copper, zinc, iron, coal, and other plentiful resources to help form a well-wanted land.
-Then take a few empires, kings, and conquers along with three wars.
-Add the first civil war with soviet invaders, followed by Taliban, and U.S. governments.
-Continue to add the next wars, then the third.
-After you add the third Anglo-Afghan war, you have achieved full independence from the United Kingdom over foreign affairs.
-Take a King named Amanullah, and move into the isolation stage.
-Let bake for about two years. Modernization will occur in forms of a constitution and co-educational schools.
-Let simmer between Asian and Middle Eastern countries, and enjoy.

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